The Names of the Days of the Week

The names of our days of the week were originally based on pagan mythology, but they haven't made sense for many many centuries. We deserve to have names of the days that make sense.

Old School New School Nuspelynh
Monday Oneday Wxndei
Tuesday Twoday Tudei
Wednesday Threeday Thridei
Thursday Fourday Fordei
Friday Fiveday Faivdei
Saturday Sixday Syksdei
Sunday Sevenday Sevyndei

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